Ellen: When You Want To Rub Yourself, Rub Yourself
Assholes, what are they good for? No, not the orifice, those are great. I mean the people! This week’s guest, Ellen, gives credit where credit is due, to all the assholes she encountered in her budding sex life. With their help, she’s developed a healthy amount of sexual grit, and she knows damn well how to ‘get hers.’ She’s sixty years old and has been married for thirty-five years. What are her secrets to a happy marriage? Alone time for jerking off and the privacy necessary to take a dump in peace. Now you can throw all those relationship advice books away, Ellen has you covered. This woman speaks her mind and takes no prisoners.